aka el Gordo, aka the truck driver, ok ok the baby

completely unplanned, Gordito showed up in March and is due in November. We found out three days ago that Gordito is a boy (hence the ito not ita). We plan to name him after my father, Gordon, but for now he is “the little fat one”.

I, on the other hand, am not so little. What can I say? Gordito likes biscuits.